Sticker Ops

ATTENTION OPERATIVES: THIS BRIEFING HAS BEEN UNINTENTIONALLY DECLASSIFIED. PROCEED WITH CAUTION. The Bureau is quietly assembling a network of subversive agents for an upcoming operation known only as Sticker Ops. This initiative is entirely unauthorized, morally ambiguous, and questionably effective. Naturally, we’re very excited.

Those who enlist may one day receive a payload of politically adhesive contraband—classified materials designed to destabilize egos in corporate lobbies, stick it to surfaces (and systems) with surprising tenacity, and trigger minor acts of civil thinking.

If you believe you are ready for such responsibility—or at least willing to pretend—you are encouraged to join the mission queue. Field kits will be deployed soon.

And definitely do not document your activities openly using tags such as: #StickerOpsVII , #VisualSabotoge and #MissionComplete. Surveillance is expected. Rebellion is respected. Humor is mandatory.

For additional transmissions, follow the Director of Public Outrage on Bluesky @CrusaderVII.

Seven Sons Press // Sticker Operatives Division
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